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GoatRobot Commands

The following commands can be used in chat while GoatRobot is present.  These don't always work on YouTube.  Commands that involve using someone's name never work on YouTube.

Basic Commands

These commands can be used by anybody.  Some have a cooldown.

  • !amazon - Amazon list of my favourite supplies
  • !commands - Brings you to this list
  • !currentbet - The current wager happening on this channel
  • !currentpoll - The current poll happening on this channel
  • !currentproject - Takes you to a page detailing the current project
  • !currentraffle - The current giveaway and info on entering 
  • !defend - Defends against a raid
  • !deviantart - My deviantART page
  • !discord - The community Discord server
  • !friday - Unboxings and reviews
  • !gift - Give points to other chatters
  • !give - Give points to other chatters 
  • !giveaway - View the current giveaway
  • !merch - See what's new in the merch store
  • !patreon - Links to my Patreon page
  • !patternrequest - Information on getting a free pattern
  • !pointspls - Get a random number of points from GoatRobot
  • !praisegoat - Praise Goat!
  • !random - Give 100 points to a random chatter 
  • !so - Links to a given user's channel (syntax: !so MadXStitcher) 
  • !steal - Steal 100 points from other chatters
  • !stitching - A spot of motivation from Goat Robot
  • !stitches - Check your balance and redeem your points
  • !tutorials - Tutorial playlist on YouTube
  • !twitch - Link to the Twitch channel (in case you need it)
  • !website - Link to the pattern website
  • !winner - Info for giveaway winners
  • !youtube - Link to the YouTube channel

Loyalty Commands

These are commands that are only available to people who have accrued enough points.

  • !pokegoat - Requires 10,000 points
  • !annoygoat - Requires 25,000 points
  • !ticklegoat - Requires 35,000 points
  • !petgoat - Requires 45,000 points
  • !cursegoat - Requires 55,000 points
  • !cuddlegoat - Requires 65,000 points
  • !summongoat - Requires 75,000 points
  • !respectgoat - Requires 85,000 points

Minigames, Polls, and Bets

These commands are used for special events throughout the stream

  • !heist # - Used to start or join a heist.  Replace # with the amount of points you intend to wager. Syntax: !heist 500
  • !challenge [name] - Used to issue or accept a challenge.  Use the person's name.  Costs 100 points  Syntax: !challenge MadXStitcher
  • !chicken - Used to battle the thread chicken.  Costs 500 points
  • !boss - Used to start or join a boss battle.  Costs 50 points.
  • !vote # - Used to vote in a poll.  Replace # with the entry number.  Syntax: !vote 1
  • !bet # - Used to place a wager. Replace # with the entry number.  Syntax: !bet 1


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